Hi everyone,

I’ve been spending a mammoth amount of time on the court lately, and I’ve realized that the best way to break a tense tie-breaker is with some classic volleyball jokes. 

In 2026, the competitive spirit is higher than ever, but we shouldn't forget to have a stellar time while playing. Does anyone else find that a well-timed "jumbo" pun about a setter having "too many nets" actually helps the team relax? 

I’m striving for a Sirius win streak, but I need some fresh humor to keep the morale high. What are your favorite court-side quips?

Thanks in advance.