The following statement is made by some guy in 4chan, so they will be in message form
Oniyama: It was a rainy day in summer
Oniyama: no, not rainy, in fact, it was pretty damn sunny
Oniyama: Yeah, on a sunny day in summer I was going back from school
Oniyama: I was nonchalantly walking toward home with a magic thingy in hand
Oniyama: When suddenly, a guy hopped into the road
Blarglesnorf: And then a giant god called Dolos whisked him away to a distant planet
Oniyama: He stared at me with a Luigi type of death gaze
Blarglesnorf: lol, Luigi
Oniyama: I was like what the lollollollol is this guy
Oniyama: I tried ignoring him and going on my way
Oniyama: But the guy wasn't ready to let me go
Oniyama: He continued staring at me with his death Luigi gaze
Oniyama: I stared at him back
Oniyama: I am no pussy, not only him knows how to do a death Luigi stare
Blarglesnorf: @Oniyama: I am no pussy Meow
Oniyama: I stared at him, and he stared at me
Oniyama: We were in a standoff, a death Luigi gaze standoff
ManicDesign: btw is eyeball still alive, I want him to send me his fic
Oniyama: Then, he did something that I never expected
Oniyama: until this day, the same words still resonant in my head
Oniyama: "What the lollollollol is that?!!"
Blarglesnorf: "I am your father"
Oniyama: He took out one potato, no, two potatoes, and he ran toward me
ManicDesign: this is getting intense, two potatoes
Oniyama: In the whole fight, I just thought the same thing
Oniyama: "What the lollollollol is going on?!! Did he just pull out a potato, no, two potatoes?!!!"
Oniyama: It goddamn hurts a potato
ManicDesign: XD that is so funny
Oniyama: You ever tried hitting urself with it
ManicDesign: yes, a potato does hurt
Oniyama: And then, I came back home with bruises covering my whole body
Blarglesnorf: A lunatic running around with potatoes
Oniyama: And my magician of a mother told me "Who did this to you, you are a great mage, how did you get so beaten?!!"
Blarglesnorf: Did you tell the lunatic asylum that one of their inmates escaped?
Oniyama: My answer was short
Oniyama: "Two potatoes"
Oniyama: Fear the potatoes